Yesterday morning I was up and at 'em long before the sun came up from its slumber. I was joined at the door by our cat, Oliver. He wanted to join me on the trek outside. As we were walking down the sidewalk toward the driveway, I noticed something lying across the sidewalk near the end. My "hawkeyes" knew it wasn't going to be something simple like a clump of freshly mown grass. I turned on my phone's "torch" to see what it was.
Just before I turned the light upon the unknown mass, I noticed the cat was a couple steps behind me and not coming closer. This was the moment I became cognizant of the fact that said bump was probably going to be some sort of "gift" left by the demon cat. When I finally saw what the bump on the sidewalk was I wanted to throw up. Some creature (now thinking and HOPING it wasn't Oliver) had delivered a headless rabbit. This poor, full grown rabbit was not only headless but missing his front legs too. I am really thinking that this was the work of a raccoon.
So needless to say, I am thankful for a husband that disposes of dead animal bodies.
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